The Day Nicolas Cage Took Over the Universe

One day, one unusual day, Nicolas Cage took over the universe. It all started somewhere off in space, first it was the aliens from other galaxies then it came closer and closer. Every person’s face it touched instantaneously morphed into that of Nicolas Cage’s. It hit the creatures living on the rings of Saturn and went on to infect the Martians then eventually even Earth itself. As you can imagine, it was quite an interesting Tuesday...