A Drawing of Sherlock

"I think the snail situation has gotten a bit out of hand..."

A few snails started breeding in my fish tank a while ago, I think they came in on a plant but who knows, they might be aliens growing an army to take over the world. Anyway, I kept them there to clean the algae but now there must be about 100 of them. They are indeed a bit out of hand...

Sexy Snail

My friend drew a pretty snazzy picture of a snail in my book today, here’s my version of it.

Rainbow Creature

Jess Murray Thing

Edward and Delores in Hell

A Tale By Jess Walls and Jess Murray

Delores was a strange girl, you see, she was half owl and half girl and covered in fleas

And Edward too was quite odd indeed, he was from twilight and liked watching people bleed

They went to inspect a cave one day and after a while they lost their way

They came across some glowing green goop, through which they proceeded to duck and loop

And they saw a whale in that very dark cave, a whale who very badly needed to shave

They mounted the fluffy old whale who was beginning to look rather pale

The sat upon the wales back then headed down the rickety track

The way to hell was long and slow and the wind began to blow and blow

They took off up into the air "look!" Shouted Delores "look over there!"

Undead fat piglets they were and they spoke with an almost American slur

Hell was under construction due to all the destruction on Earth

There was renovation throughout the nation of Hell

"What is this?" A booming voice growled, "who happened upon my sacred shroud?

"How dare you come into my lair! How dare you destroy without a care!"

And with that there was a wild chase, the devil mounted a friendly face, the neon cat began to race

Ed and Delores were at a rapid pace on a peacock by the name of Grace

The devil sat down and with a rather large frown he began to have a breakdown.

He cried, "I will now tell you the story of my life, for it is very cruel and fiddled with strife

My childhood was quite terrible you see, no one loved me, not even momma Dee

I was bullied by almost everyone at school, they would laugh and point and call me a fool

Sick and tired from all the trouble, they picked up and left before it could double

To the devil they said farewell, they blew him a kiss and then left hell

As they went down the path a wolf stood in their way, "that's a rather large wolf!" "I do say!"

Edward looked at his face, it made him sick, so he got on his knees and sucked his boot.

"Hey, asked the wolf. Have you seen a little girl today?"

Ed guzzled him up and they walked away

“Nuh uh sister you ain't getting no girl!”

He ate him with one bite and started to hurl

Edward and Delores walked all the way home after stopping off for an ice-cream cone

The End

Little Green Bag

A thing I drew from Reservoir Dogs, Little Green Bag is the groovy song that plays as they walk down the street.

Edward and Delores in Hell: coming soon

This looks like an album cover for the White Stripes or something... Poem coming soon :)

A Groovy Dude

The presenter from the Japanese Unbeatable Banzuke. We used to watch it after dinner for a few months, he was always so enthusiastic and awesome. I love his hand gestures.

Heaven

For some, heaven is frolicking in the long summer grass with a goat.

A Catastrophic Household Flood

The other day the washing machine broke, the puddles must have been about ankle deep. The water almost soaked through to my sister's bedroom 2 rooms down the hall!

Because Apparently I Play the Guitar Now

I Ate My Homework...

A little comic I drew while writing an essay yesterday, I get distracted very easily...

Another Episode of: Blurry Nights!

Danny Elfman Poster

Another poster for school

Talking Heads Poster

I made a thingamajig for school…keeping in mind all the information is from Wikipedia I think it turned out a whole lot better than the first first attempt when I tried printing and cutting out the pictures.

Mr. Fiend

The Misadventures of Jess In the Kitchen: Volume 9873, Brown Rice

I opened up the microwave and thought to myself “Why the heck does it smell like burned toast?!” then I opened the lid and it was almost black. I tried to get it out to but it in the bin and *try again* with more water and the whole bottom of the container had melted… I didn’t know what to do so I took it out and scurried back to my room. The moral of this story: don’t trust Jess in the Kitchen.

Thoughts From An Audience

Cough after cough seemed to be wafting the through the crowd, so much so that one would not be surprised if there was some sort of coughing competition going on right there and then, nor would one be surprised if a plague had spread by the following morning. “If only that dreadful coughing would come to and end,” she thought to herself. It continued. Cough after retched cough. “That infernal coughing! Surely that can be normal!”
Somewhat robotic thankyous were given as if no one was really thankful at all.
Classical music played in the background as someone walked up to the podium. “May I take this moment to tell you that shouting out or applauding when an individual’ s name is called is inappropriate at this formal and dignified occasion.” Much unlike at other schools where everyone is yelling and whistling and clapping I found it kind of interesting and kind of ridiculous.
I can’t feel my butt.

School.

Jesss Ocarina Adventures!

So I got an ocarina the other day and thanks to this dude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQY9Oq6l14A&feature=share&list=PL4hqIpA4A_Ce6mvWBvHv9TzLBA_rQ59L1 I can now play: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Amazing Grace and Song of Time from the Legend of Zelda. It's pretty groovy...

Spock Socks!

Rock On!