The Misadventures of Jess In the Kitchen: Volume 9873, Brown Rice

I opened up the microwave and thought to myself “Why the heck does it smell like burned toast?!” then I opened the lid and it was almost black. I tried to get it out to but it in the bin and *try again* with more water and the whole bottom of the container had melted… I didn’t know what to do so I took it out and scurried back to my room. The moral of this story: don’t trust Jess in the Kitchen.