A Tale By Jess Walls and Jess Murray
Delores
was a strange girl, you see, she was half owl and half girl and covered in
fleas
And
Edward too was quite odd indeed, he was from twilight and liked watching people
bleed
They
went to inspect a cave one day and after a while they lost their way
They came
across some glowing green goop, through which they proceeded to duck and loop
And
they saw a whale in that very dark cave, a whale who very badly needed to shave
They mounted the fluffy old whale who
was beginning to look rather pale
The sat upon the wales back then headed
down the rickety track
The way to hell was long and slow and
the wind began to blow and blow
They took off up into the air
"look!" Shouted Delores "look over there!"
Undead fat piglets they were and they
spoke with an almost American slur
Hell was under construction due to all
the destruction on Earth
There was renovation throughout the
nation of Hell
"What is this?" A booming
voice growled, "who happened upon my sacred shroud?
"How dare you come into my lair!
How dare you destroy without a care!"
And with that there was a wild chase,
the devil mounted a friendly face, the neon cat began to race
Ed and Delores were at a rapid pace on
a peacock by the name of Grace
The devil sat down and with a rather
large frown he began to have a breakdown.
He cried, "I will now tell you the
story of my life, for it is very cruel and fiddled with strife
My childhood was quite terrible you
see, no one loved me, not even momma Dee
I was bullied by almost everyone at
school, they would laugh and point and call me a fool
Sick
and tired from all the trouble, they picked up and left before it could double
To the
devil they said farewell, they blew him a kiss and then left hell
As they went down the path a wolf stood
in their way, "that's a rather large wolf!" "I do say!"
Edward looked at his face, it made him
sick, so he got on his knees and sucked his boot.
"Hey, asked the wolf. Have you
seen a little girl today?"
Ed guzzled him up and they walked away
“Nuh uh sister you ain't getting no
girl!”
He ate him with one bite and started to
hurl
Edward and Delores walked all the way
home after stopping off for an ice-cream cone
The End
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